1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:10,777 [ MUSIC ] 2 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:13,413 >> OKAY, WELCOME TO 3 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:15,448 THE ASTRONAUT CLASS OF 2017. 4 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:16,516 IT'S BEEN A CRAZY 5 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,485 COUPLE OF DAYS FOR YOU GUYS, 6 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,319 WHAT WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT, 7 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:20,120 COMING HERE. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,554 YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF INTERVIEWS 9 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:22,522 SO FAR AND WE'VE GOTTEN TO KNOW 10 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,990 JUST A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU, 11 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,225 BUT I THOUGHT WE'D DO SOMETHING 12 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,359 A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN TODAY 13 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:29,396 BY DOING TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE. 14 00:00:29,396 --> 00:00:30,263 SO IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR 15 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,132 WITH THE GAME, EACH ONE OF YOU 16 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:32,999 HAS A PIECE OF PAPER, 17 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:34,567 AND YOU'VE WRITTEN DOWN 18 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:35,668 TWO TRUE STATEMENTS 19 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:36,469 ABOUT YOURSELF 20 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:37,771 AND ONE FALSE STATEMENT. 21 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,340 SO LET'S SEE HOW WELL 22 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,040 YOU KNOW EACH OTHER NOW 23 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,008 AND SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS 24 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,777 WHICH THING IS THE LIE. 25 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:44,744 I THINK WE'LL START BY JUST 26 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:45,879 GOING IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. 27 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,579 IT SEEMS LIKE THIS IS 28 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:47,447 HOW WE DID THE ANNOUNCEMENT, 29 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:48,248 AND HOW WE'VE BEEN DOING 30 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,582 MOST THINGS, SO KAYLA, 31 00:00:49,582 --> 00:00:50,316 LET'S START WITH YOU-- 32 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:51,885 YOUR TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE. 33 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,520 >> AWESOME-- LOVE GOING FIRST. 34 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,922 IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD THING HERE. 35 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:57,123 SO MY FIRST STATEMENT HERE 36 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:58,725 IS I'VE NEVER LOST 37 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,927 A GAME OF CHARADES. 38 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:01,761 >> LIE. 39 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:02,395 >> MY SECOND STATEMENT 40 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,830 IS I PREDICTED 41 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,533 MY LITTLE SISTER'S BIRTH. 42 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,300 AND MY THIRD STATEMENT 43 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,636 WAS I WAS ONCE PART 44 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:10,336 OF A COMPETITIVE 45 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,005 WINE TASTING TEAM. 46 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,440 [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,107 >> I'LL BELIEVE THAT, 48 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,475 I'LL BELIEVE THAT. 49 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:16,176 >> IT'S OUT THERE. 50 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:16,810 >> HAVE YOU EVER 51 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,244 PLAYED CHARADES? 52 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,179 >> CAN'T ANSWER THAT. 53 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:20,713 [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:21,381 >> WHAT'S THE ROE 55 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,248 ON QUESTION ASKING-- 56 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:23,483 HOWEVER I GUESS? 57 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,184 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN 58 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,085 YOU PREDICTED THE BIRTH? 59 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:26,820 >> I CAN'T ANSWER THAT EITHER. 60 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:27,554 >> LIKE, THAT THERE WAS 61 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:28,354 GOING TO BE A BABY? 62 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:30,423 [ OVERLAPPED CHATTER ] 63 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:31,291 >> THAT'S WITHOUT DEFINITION. 64 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,025 I THINK THAT'S PRETTY LOOSE, 65 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:35,428 LIKE IT ALMOST DOESN'T COUNT. 66 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,629 >> "MOM'S BELLY'S AWFUL BIG." 67 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:37,263 >> CHARADES. 68 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:37,964 >> YEAH, CHARADES. 69 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:38,765 >> I'D DO CHARADES, YEAH. 70 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:39,432 >> I DEFINITELY THINK 71 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,134 THAT'S THE LIE, YEAH. 72 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:42,435 >> YOU GUYS GOT IT RIGHT. 73 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:43,136 I WILL-- 74 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,103 [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:45,271 IT WAS BASED ON A TRUTH-- 76 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,239 I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER LOST A GAME 77 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,841 OF PICTIONARY, SO IF ANYBODY'S 78 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,509 UP TO CHALLENGE THAT RUN-- 79 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:50,176 AND I'VE PLAYED 80 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,044 A LOT OF PICTIONARY. 81 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:51,711 >> WHOA, OKAY. 82 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:53,313 >> SO-- BUT GOOD JOB, GUYS. 83 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,047 >> TURN OFF THE CAMERA-- 84 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,682 WE'RE PLAYING PICTIONARY. 85 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:56,549 >> DEFINITELY NEED TO KNOW 86 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:57,517 MORE ABOUT THE COMPETITIVE 87 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:58,318 WINE TASTING. 88 00:01:58,318 --> 00:01:59,819 THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. 89 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,187 >> SO I WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY 90 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,089 OF CAMBRIDGE FOR GRAD SCHOOL, 91 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,390 AND IT'S AN INTERESTING PLACE. 92 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,291 I CALL IT DISNEY WORLD 93 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,426 FOR NERDS, BECAUSE IT'S 94 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,428 JUST LIKE NOT REAL LIFE. 95 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,429 BUT ONE OF THEIR VARSITY SPORTS 96 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,364 THERE IS BLIND WINE TASTING, 97 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,099 WHEREIN YOU DO 98 00:02:13,099 --> 00:02:14,634 FIRST A WHITE ROUND 99 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,602 AND THEN A RED ROUND, 100 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:16,402 WHERE THEY POUR YOU 101 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:17,303 SIX GLASSES OF WINE 102 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,738 FROM LIKE WINE BOTTLES IN BAGS-- 103 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:19,305 SO YOU CAN'T SEE 104 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,106 ANYTHING ABOUT IT-- 105 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:21,174 AND YOU HAVE TO IDENTIFY A BUNCH 106 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:22,509 OF NERDY CHARACTERISTICS, 107 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,110 LIKE TASTING NOTES, 108 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,778 HOW MUCH ALCOHOL, SUGAR CONTENT, 109 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:26,546 ACIDITY LEVEL, 110 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,314 WHERE IT WAS GROWN, ET CETERA. 111 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,949 I WILL SAY THAT I DID NOT 112 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:31,651 MAKE THE VARSITY SQUAD-- 113 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:32,585 DUE TO ACTUALLY 114 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,053 DRINKING MY WINE AT PRACTICE. 115 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:34,821 [ LAUGHTER ] 116 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,388 AS OPPOSED TO 117 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,123 SPITTING IT OUT, SO-- 118 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:38,958 BUT IT WAS A GOOD TIME FOR SURE. 119 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:39,792 >> THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. 120 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:41,861 WELL, OKAY, SO NEXT 121 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,429 WE'LL MOVE ON TO ZENA. 122 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,131 >> OKAY. 123 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:45,865 OKAY, LET'S SEE. 124 00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:46,499 FIRST OF ALL, 125 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,067 I ABSOLUTELY HATE MUSHROOMS. 126 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,035 I WILL NOT EAT THEM, 127 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:51,037 I WILL NOT TOUCH THEM. 128 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:52,472 TWO, I AM REALLY GOOD 129 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,374 AT BOWLING, AND THREE, 130 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:54,974 I'M REALLY GOOD 131 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,009 AT ETCH-A-SKETCHING. 132 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:56,743 >> BOWLING. 133 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,211 >> all: BOWLING. 134 00:02:58,211 --> 00:02:59,579 >> YEAH! 135 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,080 [ LAUGHTER ] 136 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,415 I'VE NEVER BROKEN 100. 137 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:03,716 I'M SO BAD. 138 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,818 [ LAUGHTER ] 139 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:06,553 >> SO ETCH-A-SKETCHING-- 140 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:07,086 WHAT'S THE COOLEST THING 141 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:07,854 YOU'VE DRAWN ON 142 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,822 AN ETCH-A-SKETCH. 143 00:03:09,822 --> 00:03:11,457 >> I DID A PORTRAIT 144 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:12,659 OF BOB DYLAN IN HIGH SCHOOL 145 00:03:12,659 --> 00:03:14,494 THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, 146 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:15,762 AND THEN AT THE VERY END-- 147 00:03:15,762 --> 00:03:16,963 >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING 148 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,831 TO SAY A HOUSE OR SOMETHING. 149 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:19,499 >> AT THE VERY END, 150 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,401 I DECIDED TO WRITE HIS NAME, 151 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,002 BUT I FORGOT THE L IN DYLAN, 152 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,270 AND I HAD TO DO IT OVER AGAIN. 153 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,338 >> OH, NO! 154 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:26,906 >> IT WAS REALLY SAD. 155 00:03:26,906 --> 00:03:27,907 >> ARE YOU GOOD AT STAIRCASES? 156 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,409 [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:30,043 >> TOO BAD THEY DON'T 158 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,378 HAVE AUTOCORRECT ON IT. 159 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,012 >> EXACTLY, THERE'S 160 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,480 NO UNDO BUTTON, YEAH. 161 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,148 CIRCLES ARE STILL 162 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:35,882 TRICKY, THOUGH. 163 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:36,583 >> AWESOME. 164 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:37,116 OKAY, RAJA, 165 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:38,017 LET'S MOVE ON TO YOU. 166 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,285 >> ALL RIGHT, SO I USED TO 167 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,154 SLICE DELI MEAT FOR A LIVING. 168 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:41,888 I MET NEIL ARMSTRONG 169 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,323 WHEN I WAS FIVE. 170 00:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,290 AND MY FLIGHT LEAD STOPPED ME 171 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,793 FROM FLYING INTO NORTH KOREA. 172 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,161 >> DELI MEATS. 173 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,262 >> NEIL ARMSTRONG. 174 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:49,862 >> DELI MEAT. 175 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:50,530 >> NEIL ARMSTRONG. 176 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:51,297 >> DELI MEAT. 177 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:51,998 >> NEIL ARMSTRONG. 178 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:54,133 >> NEIL ARMSTRONG? 179 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:54,867 >> ONLY BECAUSE THEY ASKED 180 00:03:54,867 --> 00:03:55,902 YESTERDAY IF ANYBODY 181 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,403 HAD EVER MET NEIL ARMSTRONG. 182 00:03:57,403 --> 00:04:00,273 >> OH! 183 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,307 >> OKAY. 184 00:04:01,307 --> 00:04:01,841 HOW FAST CAN YOU SLICE 185 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,309 THE DELI MEAT. 186 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:04,077 >> PRETTY FAST. 187 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,211 MY WIFE AND I ACTUALLY WORKED 188 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:07,347 AT HY-VEE FOR A WHILE, 189 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,514 AND WE SLICED DELI MEAT 190 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:09,782 IN THE DELI SECTION. 191 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:10,717 SHE ACTUALLY LOST THE TIP OF 192 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:11,751 HER FINGER ON THE DELI SLICER, 193 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,186 SO YEAH. 194 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,354 BUT REATTACHED, SO-- 195 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:15,254 >> ALL RIGHT. 196 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,389 [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:17,857 VERY COOL, AND DEFINITELY 198 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:18,992 NEED TO KNOW THE STORY 199 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,360 BEHIND ALMOST FLYING 200 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,527 INTO NORTH KOREA. 201 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:22,862 >> SO THE-- THERE'S 202 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,931 A RESTRICTED AREA, 203 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:25,732 AND THERE'S OBVIOUSLY A LOT 204 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:26,766 OF AIRFIELDS IN THAT AREA. 205 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,167 AND SO I WAS A YOUNG WINGMAN, 206 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,369 AND WE WERE DOING PRACTICE 207 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,604 TARGET ATTACKS, AND I WAS-- 208 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:32,605 WE WERE JUST SPLIT 209 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:33,740 FROM EACH OTHER, AND I WAS 210 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,408 DOING A TALK-ON, WE CALL IT, 211 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:36,943 TO AN AIRFIELD. 212 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:37,944 AND I WAS GETTING REAL CLOSE, 213 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:38,945 AND I'M LIKE, "MAN, I CAN--" 214 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,613 I'M COUNTING THINGS 215 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:41,314 ON THE RUNWAY, 216 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:41,981 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 217 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,850 MY FLIGHT LEADER REALIZES THAT 218 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:44,751 THAT IS NOT A SOUTH KOREAN 219 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:45,752 AIRFIELD THAT I'M DESCRIBING. 220 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,553 THAT IS A NORTH KOREAN AIRFIELD. 221 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,922 AND YEAH, CALLS ME SOUTH 222 00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:52,158 BEFORE ANYTHING WORSE HAPPENED, 223 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,060 BUT I WAS, YOU KNOW, 224 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:54,861 LIKE FAT, DUMB AND HAPPY, 225 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,996 LIKE INTO THE SCENARIO, LIKE, 226 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,031 "YEAH, YOU'VE GOT THIS--" 227 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,265 YOU KNOW, DESCRIBING EVERYTHING 228 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,066 I SAW ON THE GROUND, 229 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:00,700 WHICH WAS ACTUALLY 230 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,168 REALLY SOMETHING OVER THERE 231 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,002 ON THE GROUND. 232 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,404 BUT YEAH. 233 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:05,204 >> WELL, NOW YOU HAVE AN AMAZING 234 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,005 AMOUNT OF FLIGHT EXPERIENCE, 235 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,006 TOO, SO I'M SURE SOME THINGS 236 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,141 YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN FROM. 237 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:08,841 AWESOME. 238 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:12,612 OKAY, SO MATT, YOU'RE UP. 239 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,246 >> ALL RIGHT, 240 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:13,980 MY THREE THINGS HERE. 241 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,748 I'VE CLIMBED 242 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,518 TEN 14ERS IN COLORADO. 243 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,252 I RODE ON THE CREW TEAM 244 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,953 IN COLLEGE. 245 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,488 AND I WON A GIFT WRAPPING 246 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,489 COMPETITION DURING THE HOLIDAY 247 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,091 SEASON AT THE CONTAINER STORE. 248 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,526 [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:27,126 >> I REALLY HOPE 250 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:28,294 THE CONTAINER THING IS TRUE. 251 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:29,996 THAT'D BE AWESOME. 252 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,464 >> ROW. 253 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,265 >> all: ROW. 254 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:32,932 >> HE WAS ON THE ROWING TEAM 255 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,168 AT USC, SO THAT'S TRUE. 256 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,438 >> THE 14 CLIMBING ONE. 257 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,873 >> WELL, WHICH ONE IS IT? 258 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,408 >> WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE? 259 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:43,009 >> THE CLIMBING 260 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:47,246 TEN 14ERS IN COLORADO. 261 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:47,980 >> OFFICIAL GUESS. 262 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:48,715 >> 14ERS. 263 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:49,916 >> 14ERS IS THE LIE. 264 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:50,750 >> ALL RIGHT. 265 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:51,751 >> I'VE CLIMBED ZERO. 266 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,820 [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:05:53,820 --> 00:05:55,021 I'VE ONLY DRIVEN UP THEM. 268 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,456 [ LAUGHTER ] 269 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:57,390 >> I CLIMBED ONE-- 270 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,625 IT'S A PRETTY FUNNY STORY. 271 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:00,393 >> SO I'M GUESSING YOU HAVE 272 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,594 A RECORD FOR THE GIFT WRAPPING 273 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,029 COMPETITION, THEN, RIGHT? 274 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,764 >> NO, JUST THE HOLIDAY SEASON, 275 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,999 I THINK IN D.C. 276 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,167 WE WERE WITH MY WIFE 277 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:09,802 AT THE CONTAINER STORE, 278 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:12,605 AND YEAH, HAPPENED 279 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:13,740 TO HAVE A COMPETITION 280 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:14,640 SO YOU COULD WIN 281 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,975 LIKE A GIFT CERTIFICATE. 282 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,977 AND I KEPT REFUSING TO JOIN, 283 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,078 BUT MY WIFE GOT ME INTO IT, 284 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:19,979 AND THEN... 285 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:20,713 I WON IT. 286 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,781 [ LAUGHTER ] 287 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:22,348 WE GOT AN AWESOME 288 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:23,816 $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE. 289 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:24,484 >> I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T 290 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:25,718 CLIMBED ANY 14ERS, THOUGH. 291 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:26,452 THAT'S SURPRISING. 292 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,186 >> YEAH, NO, GROWING UP 293 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:28,454 IN COLORADO NOT HAVING CLIMBED 294 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:29,622 A 14ER IS PRETTY UNUSUAL. 295 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,124 [ LAUGHTER ] 296 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:31,958 >> OKAY, WELL, 297 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:33,793 LET'S MOVE ON TO BOB. 298 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:38,264 >> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 299 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,133 I REORDERED THESE 300 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,367 SO YOUR PHILOSOPHY 301 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,301 ON WHICH ONE'S THE LIE 302 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:43,369 DOESN'T APPLY. 303 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:44,670 >> I CAN SEE HIS FACE. 304 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,005 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 305 00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:48,274 SO, I MET MY WIFE 306 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,475 IN GRAD SCHOOL, 307 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:50,176 I WENT TO COLLEGE 308 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,210 ON A TRACK SCHOLARSHIP, 309 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,211 AND I GOT HIT BY A TRUCK 310 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:54,447 WHILE FLYING AN AIRPLANE. 311 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:55,782 [ LAUGHTER ] 312 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:59,252 [ INDISTINCT ] 313 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,386 >> WIFE IN GRAD SCHOOL. 314 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,121 >> YEAH, WIFE IN GRAD SCHOOL. 315 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:03,489 DIDN'T MEET HER THERE. 316 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:04,223 MET HER-- 317 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:04,857 >> YOU'VE GOT TO TELL 318 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:05,658 THE TRUCK STORY, MAN. 319 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,292 [ LAUGHTER ] 320 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,593 >> ALWAYS IS. 321 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,195 SO I WAS FLYING 322 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,263 A LITTLE CESSNA 152, 323 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,097 TINY LITTLE AIRFIELD, 324 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,665 UNCONTROLLED AIRFIELD 325 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,066 UP IN PENNSYLVANIA. 326 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,669 AND THERE'S A ROAD 327 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,737 LITERALLY ABOUT TEN FEET 328 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:18,738 FROM THE END OF THE RUNWAY. 329 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:19,438 THEY HAVE THESE LITTLE 330 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:20,973 FLASHING LIGHTS THAT SAY, 331 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,075 "YIELD TO LOW-FLYING AIRCRAFT." 332 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:24,177 AND I'M SITTING IN 333 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,111 THE LEFT SIDE OF THE AIRPLANE, 334 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:25,878 WHERE YOU SIT WHEN YOU'RE 335 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:27,613 BY YOURSELF, AND I'M COMING DOWN 336 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:28,781 FINAL APPROACH, AND NEXT THING 337 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,050 YOU KNOW, I HEAR THIS THUMP, 338 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:31,684 AND I'M LOOKING OUT THE SIDE 339 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:34,220 OF THE AIRPLANE AT THE RUNWAY. 340 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,289 I GO AROUND, AND I'M TRYING TO 341 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,323 FIGURE OUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 342 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:38,191 I LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER, 343 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,893 I SEE A BLACK DISK BOUNCE 344 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:42,228 AND HIT A BUILDING. 345 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,329 AND I LOOK OUT, AND THERE'S 346 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:46,065 NO WHEEL ON THE LEFT SIDE. 347 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:46,799 SO AFTER A LITTLE 348 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,567 TROUBLESHOOTING AND TALKING 349 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,202 TO THE GUYS ON THE GROUND 350 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,437 AT THE FBO, THEY ALL COME OUT, 351 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,205 STANDING BY THE RUNWAY, 352 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:52,972 AND I FLY BY. 353 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:53,539 AND THEY'RE LIKE, 354 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:55,274 "OKAY, YOU HAVE JUST A STRUT 355 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,142 "ON YOUR LEFT SIDE AND NOTHING 356 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,210 "ON THE RIGHT SIDE." 357 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,878 >> OH, MAN. 358 00:07:58,878 --> 00:07:59,512 >> STILL HAVE NO IDEA 359 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:00,313 WHAT HAPPENED AT THIS POINT. 360 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,647 I JUST KNOW ALL THAT STUFF 361 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,582 FLEW OFF THE AIRPLANE 362 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,283 AT SOME POINT. 363 00:08:04,283 --> 00:08:05,218 ANYWAY, LANDED ON THE RUNWAY-- 364 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,552 I MEAN, IT'S A CESSNA, 365 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:08,421 SO YOU LAND AT 45 KNOTS, 366 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,789 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 367 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,324 SO TOUCH DOWN, IT SPINS AROUND 368 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,058 IN THE AIRPLANE, 369 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:12,592 AND WE ALL GET OUT 370 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,359 AND WE'RE STANDING AROUND, 371 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:14,227 LIKE A BUNCH OF HILLBILLIES 372 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,494 KIND OF GOING, 373 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:17,396 "MAN, THAT WAS COOL." 374 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:18,164 AND THIS TRACTOR TRAILER 375 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,498 COMES DRIVING DOWN, PULLS OVER 376 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:20,533 THE TEN FEET OF GRASS, 377 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:21,400 DRIVES UP THE RUNWAY, 378 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,869 AND HE GOES, "YOU HIT MY TRUCK!" 379 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:24,637 [ LAUGHTER ] 380 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:26,305 AND HE LIFTS UP THE BACK, 381 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,274 AND WE LOOK IN-- 382 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,041 EMPTY TRAILER, 383 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,176 AND YOU CAN SEE, 384 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,177 SKIDDED RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP 385 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,879 ON ONE OF THE SPARS 386 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:33,713 THAT HOLDS THE SKIN 387 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,883 ON THE TOP OF THE TRUCK. 388 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:37,984 I SKIDDED RIGHT ACROSS IT. 389 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:38,985 >> WOW. 390 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:39,719 >> SO IT WAS A LIE, THEN, 391 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,087 BECAUSE YOU HIT THE TRUCK. 392 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,421 [ LAUGHTER ] 393 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,089 >> NOT TRUE-- 394 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:44,090 THAT WAS FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES. 395 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:45,858 SO THE TRUTH WAS TWISTED. 396 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:49,395 [ LAUGHTER ] 397 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:50,162 SO THEY NOW HAVE 398 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:50,930 A DISPLACED THRESHOLD 399 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,831 DOWN THERE AT THAT AIRPORT-- 400 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,266 300 FEET DOWN SO THAT THERE'S 401 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:55,434 NO HAZARDS ON THE THING. 402 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,670 SO THAT'S ALL DUE TO ME. 403 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,905 OR THE TRUCK DRIVER, ACTUALLY. 404 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,106 [ LAUGHTER ] 405 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:00,973 SO IT WAS FUNNY, THOUGH-- 406 00:09:00,973 --> 00:09:01,641 HE'S CALLING 407 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:02,241 HIS INSURANCE COMPANY, 408 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:03,009 AND THEY GO, "OKAY--" 409 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:03,976 "HEY, WE HAD AN ACCIDENT." 410 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:04,644 AND THEY SAID, 411 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:05,511 "OKAY, WHAT'S THE VEHICLE TYPE?" 412 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,279 AND HE LIKE LOOKS AT ME, 413 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:07,079 AND I'M LIKE... 414 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,781 "CESSNA 152." 415 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:09,548 AND THEY'RE LIKE, 416 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:10,149 "WE DON'T HAVE THAT 417 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,150 "IN OUR DATABASE." 418 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,451 [ LAUGHTER ] 419 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:13,252 >> OH, MY GOSH. 420 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:16,155 OKAY, SO LET'S MOVE ON TO WOODY. 421 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,060 >> ALL RIGHT, SO IN KEEPING 422 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,828 WITH MATT'S THEME, I'VE CLIMBED 423 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,897 ONE OF THE SEVEN SUMMITS. 424 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,365 I BUILT MODEL ROCKETS 425 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,401 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 426 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,769 AND I CAN DO 427 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,738 A STANDING FRONT FLIP. 428 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,506 >> YOU'RE TOO TALL 429 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,774 FOR A FRONT FLIP. 430 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:35,441 THE ROTATIONAL INERTIA'S 431 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:36,208 TOO BIG. 432 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,177 NO CHANCE. 434 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,413 [ INDISTINCT ] 435 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,681 >> I THINK I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT. 436 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:42,648 >> YOU HAD TO BUILD ROCKETS. 437 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:43,516 >> NO, HE WAS KNOWN 438 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:47,653 FOR ROCKET MAKING AS A KID. 439 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,322 AMONG CIRCLES OF ROCKET MAKERS. 440 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:53,225 [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:54,760 NO, ACTUALLY, B.K. 442 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,494 SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM 443 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:56,429 MAKING ROCKETS AS A KID. 444 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,263 >> THE SUMMIT? 445 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,597 >> YEAH, SUMMIT. 446 00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,832 >> SUMMIT. 447 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:00,733 >> IT'S THE FRONT FLIP. 448 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,701 >> OH! 449 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,569 >> CAN'T DO A FRONT FLIP. 450 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:04,303 >> I WAS GOING TO SAY, 451 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:05,371 IF THAT WAS A TRUTH, 452 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,038 WE WOULD DEFINITELY 453 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:06,806 HAVE YOU DEMONSTRATE. 454 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:07,406 >> THE ROTATIONAL INERTIA 455 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:08,207 IS JUST-- 456 00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,475 [ LAUGHTER ] 457 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:10,343 >> CAN YOU DO A BACKFLIP? 458 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:10,977 >> I CANNOT. 459 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:11,544 >> OH. 460 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,478 [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,513 >> NOT EVEN OFF A DIVING BOARD? 462 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:15,348 >> NEVER TRIED. 463 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,215 IT JUST SEEMS REALLY SCARY. 464 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:17,416 [ LAUGHTER ] 465 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:18,017 >> SO WHICH SUMMIT 466 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:18,751 DID YOU CLIMB? 467 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,119 >> I DID DENALI. 468 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,253 >> DENALI, ALL RIGHT. 469 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,021 VERY COOL. 470 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:22,555 >> VERY NICE. 471 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,356 >> VERY COOL. 472 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,958 OKAY, JONNY, YOU'RE UP. 473 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,064 >> SO NUMBER ONE, I WROTE: 474 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,065 ENLISTING IN THE NAVY WAS 475 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,767 THE BEST DECISION OF MY LIFE. 476 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,969 NUMBER TWO, I GOT IN TROUBLE 477 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,938 OVERSEAS AFTER BEING ON 478 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:40,973 THE PHONE NEXT TO A GENERATOR 479 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,041 AFTER A MORTAR ATTACK 480 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:42,942 AND NOT BEING THERE 481 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,310 FOR THE HEADCOUNT. 482 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,378 AND I AM 483 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,278 A HOT DOG EATING CHAMPION 484 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,948 AT MY LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL. 485 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:49,615 >> KOBAYASHI. 486 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:50,416 >> HOT DOGS. 487 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,051 [ LAUGHTER ] 488 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,052 >> JOINING THE NAVY. 489 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:53,652 >> I THINK THE FIRST ONE, YEAH. 490 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:54,587 I THINK MARRIAGE 491 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,454 IS THE FIRST ONE. 492 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:56,956 [ LAUGHTER ] 493 00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:01,193 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 494 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:06,565 [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:07,466 >> TELL THE TRUTH-- 496 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,368 WHICH WAS THE LIE? 497 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:10,236 HOT DOGS. 498 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:11,971 >> IS IT THE HOT DOGS? 499 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:12,872 YEAH, THAT WAS THE LIE. 500 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:15,174 [ LAUGHTER ] 501 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,343 I AM NOW IN TROUBLE. 502 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,480 >> [ INDISTINCT ] LOVE IT. 503 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,348 >> SO WHAT-- THAT GENERATOR 504 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,850 STORY-- THAT'S-- 505 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,751 >> NO, YEAH, 506 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:26,519 I DEFINITELY GOT IN TROUBLE 507 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,287 WITH MY PLATOON FOR, 508 00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:29,021 "WHERE'S JONNY?" 509 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:34,126 AND I WAS OUTSIDE ON THE PHONE. 510 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,194 >> OH, MAN, OKAY. 511 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,595 WELL, GLAD YOU'RE OKAY. 512 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,831 ALL RIGHT, ROBB, YOU'RE UP. 513 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,069 >> ALL RIGHT, SO I INSPECTED 514 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,103 A ROCKET BOOSTER WHILE IT HAD 515 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,372 LIQUID OXYGEN ONBOARD. 516 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,540 I SKIED OFF THE SUMMIT OF DENALI 517 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,308 WEARING A SUPERMAN CAPE. 518 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:50,342 OR WENT ROCK CLIMBING 519 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,243 WITH A BROKEN ANKLE WHILE 520 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,512 WEARING AN ASTRONAUT HELMET. 521 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,447 >> OOH. 522 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,248 >> WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE? 523 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:56,882 >> SKIED OFF THE SUMMIT 524 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,483 OF DENALI WEARING 525 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,751 A SUPERMAN CAPE. 526 00:11:58,751 --> 00:11:59,685 >> I'M OKAY WITH THAT ONE. 527 00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:00,686 >> YEAH, I'D GO WITH THAT ONE. 528 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,021 >> YOU GUYS ARE TOO EASY. 529 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,323 [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:05,324 >> SO WHAT KIND OF CAPE WAS IT? 531 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,525 [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,994 >> THAT WAS THE LIE. 533 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:11,030 >> WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE AGAIN? 534 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:11,730 >> I WENT ROCK CLIMBING 535 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,364 WITH A BROKEN ANKLE WHILE 536 00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,266 WEARING AN ASTRONAUT HELMET. 537 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,068 >> WHY? 538 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:16,969 >> WHY NOT? 539 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:17,503 >> I DIDN'T REALIZE 540 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:18,170 IT WAS BROKEN. 541 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,972 IT JUST KEPT GIVING OUT ON ME. 542 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,040 [ LAUGHTER ] 543 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:24,977 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 544 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:25,778 >> YOU'VE GOT TO BE SAFE-- 545 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,713 NO, SO WE-- ONE OF THOSE 546 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,315 PADDED ASTRONAUT HELMETS 547 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,082 LIKE YOU SEE 548 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:30,850 IN THE COSTUME STORE. 549 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,351 AND MY BUDDIES AND I, 550 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:32,985 WE ALWAYS LIKE 551 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,253 WHEN WE GO CLIMBING HAVING 552 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:35,921 SOME SORT OF GAG WITH YOU-- 553 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,424 WHETHER IT BE SOME SORT OF 554 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,258 SILLY COSTUME, I GUESS, 555 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,192 AND THAT DAY IT WAS 556 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:43,362 THE ASTRONAUT HELMET. 557 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,231 >> OKAY, THAT WAS AWESOME. 558 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,234 JASMIN, YOU'RE UP. 559 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,635 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M AN AUNT 560 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:51,270 TO AN INCREDIBLY CUTE 561 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,204 AND WELL-MANNERED 562 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:55,074 FOUR-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRL. 563 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,242 IN COLLEGE I WAS A MEMBER 564 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,878 OF THE VARSITY BASKETBALL, 565 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,146 LACROSSE, VOLLEYBALL, 566 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,982 AND CROSS COUNTRY TEAMS. 567 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:03,849 AND I WAS PUSHED DOWN 568 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:04,817 A FLIGHT OF STAIRS 569 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,053 BY MY BROTHER WHEN I WAS TWO. 570 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:08,654 >> YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE 571 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,356 YOU'D BE WELL-BEHAVED. 572 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,290 >> I THINK IT'S SOMETHING 573 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,057 IN THE SECOND ONE. 574 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:12,858 >> YEAH, ONE OF THE LIST. 575 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:13,726 >> WHICH ONE 576 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,528 WAS FAKE IN THE LIST? 577 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,029 >> NO, IT'S TOO MANY. 578 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:17,897 THAT'D BE WEIRD. 579 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,765 [ LAUGHTER ] 580 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,134 [ INDISTINCT ] 581 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,336 >> OR MAYBE HER NIECE 582 00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,638 IS NOT WELL BEHAVED. 583 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,605 >> OOH! 584 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,473 >> YOU OR YOUR NIECE? 585 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:28,073 >> I THINK SHE REALLY-- 586 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:28,641 I THINK SHE REALLY 587 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,275 DID ALL THE SPORTS. 588 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,009 >> WHAT? 589 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:30,643 >> WAS IT YOU THAT'S 590 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,277 WELL BEHAVED AT FOUR, OR? 591 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:31,944 >> NO, NO, NO. 592 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,012 >> I THINK THAT MAKES SPORTS 593 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,547 IN THREE SEASONS. 594 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,314 >> YEAH, YOU CAN. 595 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,849 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 596 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:37,383 >> MY NIECE. 597 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,518 >> OH. 598 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:40,519 >> MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD NIECE. 599 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,887 >> YEAH, SPORTS. 600 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:42,555 >> ONCE SHE GETS 601 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,489 THAT VARSITY LETTER, SHE JUST 602 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,757 MOVES ON TO THE NEXT SPORT. 603 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,925 [ LAUGHTER ] 604 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,326 >> I'M GOING TO GO WITH STAIRS. 605 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:47,960 I THINK SHE PUSHED 606 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,295 HER BROTHER DOWN THE STAIRS. 607 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,296 >> WOW! 608 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,264 >> OOH. 609 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:52,965 >> THE WEREWOLF SKILLS 610 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:53,933 COMING OUT. 611 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,067 [ LAUGHTER ] 612 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:55,801 >> SO WHICH ONE IS IT? 613 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,136 >> ALL RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE 614 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,337 A FOUR-YEAR-OLD NIECE. 615 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,272 >> all: OH. 616 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,173 >> NOT ANYMORE. 617 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:05,177 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 618 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:05,911 >> SO HOW DID YOU MAKE TIME 619 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,614 FOR ALL THOSE SPORTS? 620 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,983 >> SO I PLAYED-- I PLAYED 621 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,619 VOLLEYBALL MY FRESHMAN YEAR, 622 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,286 VOLLEYBALL AND LACROSSE 623 00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:19,158 MY FRESHMAN YEAR, CROSS COUNTRY, 624 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,459 BASKETBALL AND LACROSSE 625 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,861 MY SOPHOMORE YEAR, AND THEN 626 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:23,762 BASKETBALL AND LACROSSE 627 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,198 MY JUNIOR AND SENIOR YEARS. 628 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,800 >> VERY IMPRESSIVE. 629 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,534 >> THAT'S AWESOME. 630 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,902 >> I BELIEVED ALL ALONG, JASMIN. 631 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:30,736 >> OKAY, SO WE HAVE ABOUT 632 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:31,670 TWO MORE MINUTES, 633 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,807 SO LET'S GO ON TO LORAL. 634 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,641 >> OTHER WAY. 635 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,475 >> OH! 636 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,245 [ LAUGHTER ] 637 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,880 >> ALL RIGHT, SO I EAT TACOS 638 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,983 AT LEAST HALF THE DAYS 639 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,117 OF THE WEEK. 640 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,485 IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, 641 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,152 I USED TO GET IN TROUBLE 642 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,520 FOR TALKING OUT LOUD IN CLASS 643 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,788 ALL THE TIME. 644 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,824 AND I'VE ONCE WON 645 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,525 A NO-SHOWER MARATHON. 646 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 647 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:55,961 >> MIDDLE SCHOOL. 648 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,230 >> TACOS. 649 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,733 [ INDISTINCT ] 650 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,634 >> DOES THAT MEAN FOUR DAYS 651 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,836 A WEEK OR THREE DAYS A WEEK? 652 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,404 >> EH, THREE OR FOUR DAYS. 653 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,105 >> THAT'S A TECHNICALITY. 654 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,507 >> YEAH, TECHNICALITY. 655 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:08,907 >> WELL, WELCOME BACK 656 00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:09,575 TO HOUSTON. 657 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,677 THIS IS-- YOU'VE GOT TO PICK-- 658 00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,412 REALLY, A NO-SHOWER CONTEST? 659 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,346 >> YEAH, SO I RODE 660 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,247 ON THE CREW TEAM, 661 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,484 AND MY FRESHMAN YEAR, 662 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,686 THE WOMEN'S TEAM DECIDED 663 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,855 TO DO A NO-SHOWER MARATHON. 664 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,223 SO STARTING, IT WAS LIKE 665 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,425 THE END OF OCTOBER, 666 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,359 WE JUST STOPPED SHOWERING, 667 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,027 BECAUSE WE WERE 668 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:28,661 GOING TO PRACTICE LIKE 669 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,728 ONCE OR TWICE A DAY, 670 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,363 AND GOING TO CLASS 671 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:32,331 AND EVERYTHING. 672 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:33,332 >> POOR CLASSMATES. 673 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,099 >> YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY ROUGH 674 00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,200 BY THE END OF IT. 675 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,101 WE ACTUALLY CALLED IT-- 676 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,903 THERE WERE TWO OF US STILL LEFT, 677 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,171 SO I'M A CO-CHAMPION. 678 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,072 [ LAUGHTER ] 679 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,006 TECHNICALITY, BUT-- 680 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:41,674 >> HOW MANY DAYS 681 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,341 DID YOU MAKE IT? 682 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,976 >> IT WAS LIKE 21 DAYS. 683 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,711 >> WOW. 684 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:46,412 >> ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL BE 685 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,646 WELL PREPARED FOR SPACE, 686 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:48,547 BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY DO 687 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,381 THE WET WIPE SHOWERS 688 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:50,849 WHEN THEY'RE IN THERE. 689 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:51,717 SO YOU'LL BE READY. 690 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,418 >> YEAH, NO WET WIPES. 691 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,620 >> OKAY, SO FRANK-- 692 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,624 NO WET WIPES. 693 00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,625 >> SO I STARTED DATING MY WIFE 694 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,560 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 695 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,895 I'VE FLOWN A HANDMADE RUSSIAN 696 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,897 AIRCRAFT WHILE DEPLOYED. 697 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,265 AND I ONCE OWNED FOUR DUCKS, 698 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,666 A RABBIT, AND SIX GUINEA PIGS 699 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,401 AT THE SAME TIME. 700 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,537 >> WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE? 701 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,372 >> I ONCE FLEW A RUSSIAN-- 702 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,107 OR A HANDMADE RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT 703 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,142 WHILE DEPLOYED. 704 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:22,581 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 705 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:23,349 >> ANIMALS? 706 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:24,149 >> ANIMALS. 707 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,851 >> NO, I THINK ANIMALS ARE TRUE. 708 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:28,287 >> I THINK THE DUCKS ARE TRUE. 709 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,588 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 710 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:31,023 >> OR THE WIFE. 711 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:31,957 >> WHAT WAS THE WIFE THING? 712 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:32,891 > I STARTED DATING MY WIFE 713 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,160 IN HIGH SCHOOL. 714 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,195 >> OH, YOU STARTED DATING HER. 715 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:40,132 >> YOU MET IN HIGH SCHOOL? 716 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,033 >> I BELIEVE THAT ONE. 717 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:41,700 >> WE'LL GO WITH ANIMALS-- 718 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,368 I'LL GO WITH ANIMALS. 719 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,769 >> ANIMALS, YEAH. 720 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:44,403 >> YEAH, NO, IT WAS 721 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,171 A HUNGARIAN AIRCRAFT. 722 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,907 [ LAUGHTER ] 723 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,442 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 724 00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:51,377 >> I LIKE HOW WE ALWAYS BELIEVE 725 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,778 THE LESS EXTREME. 726 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,480 >> YEAH, SO OUR-- 727 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,949 WE HAD THREE GUINEA PIGS, 728 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,317 THREE FEMALE GUINEA PIGS. 729 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,718 SOMEHOW ONE OF THEM GOT PREGNANT 730 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,253 AND HAD BABIES, 731 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,421 AND SO AFTERWARDS, 732 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,856 WE HAD SIX GUINEA PIGS. 733 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:07,292 [ LAUGHTER ] 734 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:10,462 LITTLE SNEAKY GUY. 735 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,164 >> OKAY, JESSICA, YOU'RE LAST. 736 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,032 >> ALL RIGHT. 737 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,667 SO MY GUILTY PLEASURE 738 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,568 IS WATCHING 739 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,204 "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR." 740 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,740 I EAT EXTREMELY SLOWLY. 741 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:26,545 AND I WON AN OLYMPIC MEDAL. 742 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,914 [ INDISTINCT CHATTER ] 743 00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,282 >> IT'S THE FIRST ONE'S A LIE. 744 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:33,285 >> OLYMPIC MEDAL IN WHAT? 745 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:36,355 >> NINJA WARRIOR IS AWESOME. 746 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,623 >> I THINK SHE DID 747 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,258 ACTUALLY WIN A MEDAL. 748 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,092 >> SHE WON A MEDAL. 749 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,293 >> I THINK SHE DID, TOO. 750 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,060 >> I THINK IT'S THE FIRST ONE 751 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:42,795 THAT'S THE LIE. 752 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:43,429 WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE? 753 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,029 >> I WATCH 754 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,397 "AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR." 755 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,131 >> NO, YOU'RE A FAST EATER. 756 00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:47,166 YOU SAID THE SECOND ONE-- 757 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,301 >> NO, SHE'S A SLOW EATER. 758 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:49,968 SHE'S TAKEN TO-GO BOXES 759 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,036 EVERYWHERE WE'VE GONE. 760 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,337 [ LAUGHTER ] 761 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:56,542 >> THAT'S TRUE, SHE HAS. 762 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,376 >> ALL RIGHT, DO WE PICK 763 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,677 THE MEDAL OR NINJA WARRIOR? 764 00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,244 >> I THINK IT'S 765 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,813 THE NINJA WARRIOR. 766 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,114 >> THE LIE IS THAT 767 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,248 I WON AN OLYMPIC MEDAL, 768 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:03,849 BUT I APPRECIATE THAT 769 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,851 YOU GUYS THINK THAT. 770 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:06,685 THAT'S AWESOME. 771 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,486 [ LAUGHTER ] 772 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,187 >> I'M LIKE, 773 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,022 IT WOULD'VE BEEN IN WHAT? 774 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:10,656 >> BUT YOU DID WIN A COUPLE 775 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:11,990 OF RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIPS, RIGHT? 776 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,658 >> YES, YEAH. 777 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,325 >> VERY COOL. 778 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,159 OKAY. 779 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,360 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH 780 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,094 FOR TAKING THE TIME 781 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:17,029 TO PLAY THIS GAME, 782 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:17,796 GET TO KNOW YOU 783 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,031 A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 784 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,165 FOR OUR VIEWERS AND LISTENERS, 785 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,867 IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REAL 786 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,101 BIOGRAPHIES OF THESE GUYS, 787 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,703 THE REAL LONG, 788 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,605 INFORMATIVE ONES, JUST GO TO 789 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,107 NASA.GOV/2017ASTRONAUTS. 790 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,809 WE HAVE THE BIOS OF EACH ONE 791 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:31,610 OF THESE GUYS UP HERE, 792 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,144 AND YOU CAN LEARN 793 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,378 MORE ABOUT THEM. 794 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,179 SO GUYS, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE 795 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,113 TALKING WITH YOU TODAY, 796 00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:36,348 AND BEST OF LUCK 797 00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,583 ON YOUR TRANSITION 798 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,650 TO MOVING TO HOUSTON 799 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,953 AND TO START TRAINING.